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Crazyfool
Wizard
Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 804
From: Llanelli
|  Posted: 16-08-2002 07:54
Its 8am and im not wearing pants. Are you?
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Hawumph
Arch-Wizard
Joined: Jan 23, 2002
Posts: 368
From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
| Posted: 16-08-2002 07:57
No I too am going commando this morning.
No peeking up the old wizardly robes now!
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Carrott
protector
Joined: May 03, 2002
Posts: 12
From: Basildon, Essex
| Posted: 16-08-2002 08:20
I have pants on......
But no socks
Does that count? It's still missing underwear afterall 
Carrott
  
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Crazyfool
Wizard
Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 804
From: Llanelli
| Posted: 16-08-2002 22:25
i just got loads of kit
im too drunk ad inlosy it sall..
god....ilove u hawumoph
lau
cathetars
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Kurupt
friar
Joined: Sep 30, 2001
Posts: 71 | Posted: 18-08-2002 12:53
Catheters?
Titter.
No laughing matter really, but what can you do...
I'm wearing shorts for the record.
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Gadget
friar
Joined: Dec 08, 2001
Posts: 88 | Posted: 18-08-2002 22:52
I'll make this brief <groan>
Boxers!!!!
Allowing for the full circulation of air around vital components in need of a natural fluid cooling system.
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Miath
pilgrim
Joined: Aug 13, 2002
Posts: 16
From: A wee place between Pompey and Guildford
| Posted: 19-08-2002 02:00
Who acyually wears PANTS?
as in REAL pants, not boxer shorts?
Thats GOT to be horribly restricting...
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Crazyfool
Wizard
Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 804
From: Llanelli
| Posted: 19-08-2002 10:31
I could never wear briefs. I wear boxers. Thats if i wear any at all.
Im sorry i started this thread.
Cf
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Kurupt
friar
Joined: Sep 30, 2001
Posts: 71 | Posted: 19-08-2002 17:02
Yes, and Y-Fronts are the Devils own choice of underwear.
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Billygoat
Wizard
Joined: Nov 27, 2001
Posts: 94 | Posted: 31-08-2002 01:32
i am not sorry you started this thread! its helped build a not so secret organisation dedicated to the production and improvement of pants! it also features a discussion forum in which people can talk about their pants related problems or pleasures.
its an online pants community baby!
bg
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Heiach
Wizard
Joined: Oct 31, 2001
Posts: 549
From: I can't remember!
| Posted: 31-08-2002 11:12
Quite.
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Crazyfool
Wizard
Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 804
From: Llanelli
| Posted: 25-05-2003 23:40
PANTS!
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Liquidperception
protector
Joined: Mar 25, 2002
Posts: 11 | Posted: 26-05-2003 02:53
Weird Al Yankovich!!11
CHEESE!
I AM COOL!
REAL COOL!
BRING IT MOTHERFOOKER!
The Night Santa Went Crazy
--------------------------
by "Weird Al" Yankovic
Down in the workshop
all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls
and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in,
nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and
cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots
he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said
with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all...
now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now
he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces
of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers
and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph
into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer
with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher
just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower
and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said,
"It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
and helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
and everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy
and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs
working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus,
she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' 'bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have
snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have
snapped... in his brain
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Crazyfool
Wizard
Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 804
From: Llanelli
| Posted: 23-06-2007 00:12
hahahah. i was quite a card
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Heiach
Wizard
Joined: Oct 31, 2001
Posts: 549
From: I can't remember!
| Posted: 23-06-2007 12:46
Also pants!
As in, I don't wear them.
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Zordell
cleric
Joined: Aug 08, 2003
Posts: 219 | Posted: 23-06-2007 13:27
Oh my God. Has the forum really gotten that boring lately that we have to discuss underpants???
(is wearing Zippy pants from Rainbow):p
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Armand
explorer
Joined: Nov 20, 2006
Posts: 532 | Posted: 23-06-2007 18:54
Resurrecting old topics is always fun
I agree fully with the boxers Vs pants comments!
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Snypster
cabalist
Joined: Aug 30, 2001
Posts: 41 | Posted: 25-06-2007 00:08
Shh.
You'll awaken the gnomes.
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Azrael
Wizard
Joined: Aug 19, 2001
Posts: 40 | Posted: 25-06-2007 17:42
That is all.
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Crazyfool
Wizard
Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 804
From: Llanelli
| Posted: 25-06-2007 20:59
I dont even remember resurrecting this. I still wear boxers. New ones. With Homer Simpson on......
I have no life and my fiance just left me cos of mud.
Ok?
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