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Folly
pioneer
Joined: Aug 08, 2002
Posts: 324 |  Posted: 16-08-2012 23:42
On the 16th night of August, in the year 2012, all mobs in the Land were vanquished. The Pagoda mobs joined in, but it made no difference, the Mortals were simply JUST TOO GOOD! This was all despite the best efforts of the FFRF (Firefly Resistance Front) and the AA (alcoho, wait, I mean Ape Army).
Anyway, VICTORY!
Same time next week.
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royston
ranger
Joined: Jul 14, 2007
Posts: 1217
From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 17-08-2012 12:14
ROYSTON?S ANTICS OR HOW NOT TO SQUASH A SPIDER:
*An enormous spider stands before you!
The spider is snarling at you angrily.
*k mo f wp
You are now using the falchion to fight!
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.*There is a sudden burning sensation in your chest, which grows sharply in intensity and seems to ignite your throat. Coughing and choking, you fall to your knees as it worsens, and you feel wracking pains all through your body. Your eyesight grows blurred, and you start to froth madly at the mouth. At once, your eyes roll upwards, your tongue flops out, and you keel over backwards, dead...
(-420 = 20,247).
(-916 = 19,331).
Key7 dropped.
Falchion dropped.
Overall, you lost 670 points this game.
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Elizabethan tearoom.
*n
You step through the opening into a blurred patchwork of greens and browns, which whirl around you in seemingly aimless patterns until they suddenly slide into shape...
Dense forest.
*zz
ZZZzzz...
*g vial
You wake up!
Your stamina is 41.
Stoppered vial7 taken.
*zz
ZZZzzz...
*wh falchion
You wake up!
Your stamina is 48.
1 in the place known as "ruin".
*zz
ZZZzzz...
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Ruin.
Standing conveniently close by is a small phial. Lying here is a glistening falchion.
*g wp
Falchion taken.
*In the distance, you hear a low, reverberating sound.
*w
Dense forest.
Steaming here is a healthy sharn, deposited by some ox. There is a large stick on the ground.
*op phial
I don't know to what "phial" you're referring.
*op vial
The stoppered vial7 opens...
*drink vial
The smooth, sweet-tasting potion glides down your throat...
(+10 = 19,341).
You don't feel as fit as you used to.
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Folly
pioneer
Joined: Aug 08, 2002
Posts: 324 | Posted: 18-08-2012 00:10
Haha, brilliant Royston, I always enjoy reading other people's logs. Glad it's not just me who does stupid things. Really, really stupid things 
My post above was a bit tongue in cheek. Beer filled cheek. I suspect we had a bit of help, which I think is a good thing for the 9pm Thursday bash reset. One reset a week, the people of mudii can turn up, join in, have a laugh. And be silly deathed by a centipede.
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