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The News At 9pm (for the 1st of August 2024) |
someuncreativename
novice
Joined: Jun 20, 2022
Posts: 7 |  Posted: 01-08-2024 21:10
Here is The News At 9pm for the First of August 2024, brought to you by Spamton G. Spamton (and transcribed for your reading enjoyment by his woefully unpaid intern).
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| Dara the necromancess exclaims "Hi!".
Spamton the guardian exclaims "HEY EVERY !!!".
Dara the necromancess says "Hmm...".
Spamton the guardian says "TODAY'S [[WeatherForecast]] IS SPONSORED BY [[our comfortable three-star hotel]]".
Folly the necromancer waves.
Dara the necromancess laughs.
Spamton the guardian says "TODAY'S WEATHER: [[It Burns! Ow! Stop! Help Me! It Burns!]]".
Dara the necromancess laughs, out loud.
Folly the necromancer says "Spamton's wiz has been listening to our conversation".
Spamton the guardian says "TOMORROW'S WEATHER: [[Same as it ever was]]".
Dara the necromancess says "It's been very hot over here, too.".
Spamton the guardian exclaims "THAT WAS [[TheWeather]]. UP NEXT [[ExclusiveTopStory]] OUR WEEKLY [[Live war crime coverage]]!".
Spamton the guardian cackles.
Dara the necromancess says "I don't know if it's going to happen.".
Dara the necromancess says "Okay, we've got three people here already.".
Dara the necromancess asks "Are we in the bashing mood, or do we call this one due to heat exhaustion or whatever?".
Folly the necromancer says "maybe leave it".
Spamton the guardian asks "TODAY'S [[TopStory]] [[HereIsTheNews]] - DOES [[ClimateChange]] PREVENT [[War Crimes]]?".
Dara the necromancess smiles.
Spamton the guardian says "[[Clickbaiting]] LIVE FROM [[Elizabethan Tearoom]]... [[Spamton G. Spamton]]".
Spamton the guardian flashes an award-losing smile to his audience.
Spamton the guardian pauses for effect.
Spamton the guardian exclaims "MAYBE!".
Spamton the guardian cackles. |
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Please tune in again next week for more of our regularly-scheduled on-the-ground coverage of the usual war crimes in The Land.
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Zalagar
pioneer
Joined: Mar 05, 2002
Posts: 287 | Posted: 01-08-2024 21:15
Some context. We chose not to do a bash on August 1st, 2024, owing to heat exhaustion, but will probably do one the following week. In the meantime, there's items like this that we just had to share with everyone else.
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Zalagar
pioneer
Joined: Mar 05, 2002
Posts: 287 | Posted: 01-08-2024 22:04
Some related amusement from the tearoom:
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| Spamton the guardian says "[[ClickableHeadlineHere]] - HOT NEW [[Report]] IN
[[BashNotesThread]]".
Dara the necromancess says "It's not that surprising, Spamton. Drizzle's made
no secret of his like for that sort of music.".
*who
Spamton the guardian
Folly the necromancer
Dara the necromancess
Drizzle the wobbly mage
*Spamton the guardian says "SPONSORED BY [[PERSIL SYSTEM AUTOMATIC]]".
*Spamton the guardian says "THE SMOOTH TASTE OF [CardboardBox]".
*Folly the necromancer says "can't believe it's [current month]".
Dara the necromancess says "Now Spamton's got YOU doing it.  ".
Spamton the guardian cackles.
*Spamton the guardian exclaims "KEEP ON DOING THAT YOU [[LittleSponge]] AND
MAYBE YOU TOO COULD BE A [[Big Shot]] SOMEDAY!".
Dara the necromancess laughs. |
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Good enough to share here.
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