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Huff
cabalist
Joined: Sep 17, 2001
Posts: 58
From: London
|  Posted: 06-07-2003 17:45
My driving pratical test is tomorrow (Monday 7th) at 1.33pm
got any tips...... or shall i just tip the examiner 
PIP
     
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Vulnax
explorer
Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 648
From: North West
| Posted: 06-07-2003 18:55
Huff
{Whisper - drive the car and impress the examiner} That'll do the trick!
When you pass, no excuse for not coming up to the meet!
V
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Crazyfool
Wizard
Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 804
From: Llanelli
| Posted: 06-07-2003 20:25
yeah pippin. you loser!
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Azrael
Wizard
Joined: Aug 19, 2001
Posts: 40 | Posted: 07-07-2003 09:06
A couple of hindsights from the two tests I failed:
- Attach a video camera to the front of the car so you can point out to the guy afterwards that there was no 30 sign when he failed you for doing 35.
- Keep a box of donuts in the front to appease the generic fat miserable examiner who seemingly wants to fail everyone. In all honesty, he told me when leaving the test centre "Do you have a mirror in the passenger side for me? Cos if you don't then that'll save me the bother of having to walk downstairs".
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Huff
cabalist
Joined: Sep 17, 2001
Posts: 58
From: London
| Posted: 07-07-2003 14:48
Sod it! Test number 2 FAILED!!!!!
You need eyes up your back side when doing manovoers, I was doing a reverse round the left. I kept checking all around whilst i was doing it, i turn my head away and a car is behind me and i slam on the brakes and it was too close
OH and the roundabout...... dont get me started on roundabouts
B*ll*x!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[ This Message was edited by: Huff on 07-07-2003 14:49 ]
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Crowley
pioneer
Joined: Apr 14, 2003
Posts: 421
From: Birmingham
| Posted: 07-07-2003 15:24
This isn't the time to say I passed first time, is it?
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Vulnax
explorer
Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 648
From: North West
| Posted: 07-07-2003 18:00
Maybe not Halen.....
Try again Pip, it's just like making wiz, even if the examiners PK you, you can try try again!
V
PS the trains run close to the Meet tho'! so Still no excuse!!
I bet you did it on purpose to avoid coming to the MudMeet.
Is CF that scary ? .... erm yes actually!
[ This Message was edited by: Vulnax on 07-07-2003 18:00 ]
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Huff
cabalist
Joined: Sep 17, 2001
Posts: 58
From: London
| Posted: 07-07-2003 18:35
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On 07-07-2003 15:24, Halen wrote:
This isn't the time to say I passed first time, is it?
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Can you say that with gaffer tape across your mouth.
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Crazyfool
Wizard
Joined: Sep 16, 2001
Posts: 804
From: Llanelli
| Posted: 07-07-2003 21:33
You better come to the meet Wellingtons boy.
Or else!
Cf
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Bishy
novice
Joined: Jul 21, 2003
Posts: 3 | Posted: 21-07-2003 14:22
People as stupid as Thomas The Train foder shouldn't be allowed in cars, I feel for your examiner pal.
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Maxmage
cabalist
Joined: Dec 16, 2001
Posts: 52 | Posted: 23-07-2003 13:30
There there, at least you didn't get a D for Dangerous Driving (like a major, only worse) on your first test (shudders at the memory). Could've been worse, could have got the box marked 'Test ended in the interests of public safety'!
By some bizarre fluke, I passed second time...
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Shantigh
friar
Joined: Aug 27, 2001
Posts: 84
From: Firkins
| Posted: 24-07-2003 14:01
I failed 5 times, I think, I forget if it was 5 or 6. I think I passed the 6th time. I was just unfortunate making stupid mistakes, and the examiners were also being really harsh, and one talked non stop all throughout the test and confused me.
But now I'm a great driver... I've even mastered the art of rolling out of bed, straight into a car and getting ready in the car... breakfast, juice, fag, brushing my hair etc.... oh wait... maybe I shouldn't be proud of that....
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Vulnax
explorer
Joined: Oct 19, 2001
Posts: 648
From: North West
| Posted: 24-07-2003 20:50
<as seen on Police! Camera! Action .....>
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Billygoat
Wizard
Joined: Nov 27, 2001
Posts: 94 | Posted: 24-07-2003 23:49
Pippin dude, you want to wear a short skirt and give him a nice big wink when he gets in. Worked for me.
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