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Hawumph Arch-Wizard


 Joined: Jan 23, 2002 Posts: 368 From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
| Posted: 25-02-2009 09:15  
I admit it, I tried Gehenna's simulated horse game.
All went well at first, I was the best looked after pony in the stable.
But then I realised the awful truth!!!!!
She was just grooming me!
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How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots? It's not fair to deny me, the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me. You otter know!!!
 
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Tharg friar
 Joined: Sep 23, 2001 Posts: 78 | Posted: 25-02-2009 17:49  
What a 'mare!
 
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Armand explorer
 Joined: Nov 20, 2006 Posts: 532 | Posted: 25-02-2009 19:49  
Hold your horses
 
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Tharg friar
 Joined: Sep 23, 2001 Posts: 78 | Posted: 25-02-2009 20:39  
You always were her mane man.
 
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Crazyfool Wizard


 Joined: Sep 16, 2001 Posts: 804 From: Llanelli
| Posted: 25-02-2009 21:40  
Quit HORSING around guys...jeez.
We need a more stable enviroment on here...
 
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Zordell cleric
 Joined: Aug 08, 2003 Posts: 219 | Posted: 25-02-2009 21:45  
Nay (or neigh), it is more than a simple simulation game, it is a good guide for people who are considering buying horses to see how much hard work they are and to stop ponying about and buy one, hay, so watch it! Stop riding her back and lets get to the mane point...
...why is there so much horseplay in this forum lately?
I suck at punnage.
 
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Armand explorer
 Joined: Nov 20, 2006 Posts: 532 | Posted: 25-02-2009 22:36  
Stop foaling around.
 
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Tharg friar
 Joined: Sep 23, 2001 Posts: 78 | Posted: 25-02-2009 22:47  
We should canter selves lucky that we're running out of words.
 
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Magician cleric
 Joined: Mar 27, 2005 Posts: 160 | Posted: 26-02-2009 07:11  
Bad throat Hawumph? You sound a little hoarse!
[ This Message was edited by: Magician on 26-02-2009 07:13 ]
 
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Hawumph Arch-Wizard


 Joined: Jan 23, 2002 Posts: 368 From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
| Posted: 26-02-2009 08:23  
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On 26-02-2009 07:11, Magician wrote:
Bad throat Hawumph? You sound a little hoarse!
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Luckily for you I didn't take a fence at that remark! Now lets all stop jockeying for position in this thread and let the laughter be un-bridled.
Oh and if any of you are planning to go horse racing, watch out for people throwing wicker baskets of food at you.
This could lead to complaints of being seriously hampered.
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How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots? It's not fair to deny me, the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me. You otter know!!!
 
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Crazyfool Wizard


 Joined: Sep 16, 2001 Posts: 804 From: Llanelli
| Posted: 26-02-2009 21:05  
I feel ive been saddled with the responsibility to delete this thread.
 
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Heiach Wizard


 Joined: Oct 31, 2001 Posts: 550 From: I can't remember!
| Posted: 26-02-2009 21:25  
I didn't think this game would last furlong!
 
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royston ranger
 Joined: Jul 14, 2007 Posts: 1217 From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 27-02-2009 07:56  
It was a bit unstable.
 
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Crowley pioneer
 Joined: Apr 14, 2003 Posts: 421 From: Birmingham
| Posted: 27-02-2009 10:15  
I can't think of any horse puns, but I did think of this excellent joke:
What does Foddy carry his shopping in?
A Karya bag!
I think you'll agree, I'm a genius.
 
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royston ranger
 Joined: Jul 14, 2007 Posts: 1217 From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 28-02-2009 12:38  
I'm glad I didn't say that. He's not called Foddy for nothing!
 
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Crazyfool Wizard


 Joined: Sep 16, 2001 Posts: 804 From: Llanelli
| Posted: 28-02-2009 20:17  
Should be a FODdle to get rid of Crowley....
 
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Crowley pioneer
 Joined: Apr 14, 2003 Posts: 421 From: Birmingham
| Posted: 28-02-2009 22:41  
Yea, just wait 3 minutes until the next time I try the touchstone
 
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Crazyfool Wizard


 Joined: Sep 16, 2001 Posts: 804 From: Llanelli
| Posted: 01-03-2009 11:41  
Whose Crowleys fave detective?
Inspector HORSE
 
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Hawumph Arch-Wizard


 Joined: Jan 23, 2002 Posts: 368 From: Somewhere you don't want to go!
| Posted: 01-03-2009 14:58  
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On 01-03-2009 11:41, Crazyfool wrote:
Whose Crowleys fave detective?
Inspector HORSE
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Doh! I thought it was Shergar Holmes.
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How 'bout them transparent dangling carrots? It's not fair to deny me, the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me. You otter know!!!
 
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royston ranger
 Joined: Jul 14, 2007 Posts: 1217 From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 01-03-2009 19:52  
It's all fodder for thought.
 
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