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A Petition To Have Hal Banned |
blib explorer
Joined: Jan 01, 2007 Posts: 533 From: N.London (just)
| Posted: 21-04-2009 21:53  
You've heard him sing. Now, let him hear you.
"We, the undersigned would like Hal banned forthwith. We each have our own deeply held reasons"
1) Blib.
 
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blib explorer
Joined: Jan 01, 2007 Posts: 533 From: N.London (just)
| Posted: 22-04-2009 10:04  
So far, this is not panning out how I would have liked.
 
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blib explorer
Joined: Jan 01, 2007 Posts: 533 From: N.London (just)
| Posted: 23-04-2009 18:44  
I have to tell you all that I'm very disappointed in you.
It's simply not good enough to be honest.
Now, buck up yourt ideas and put your names down.
You don't want me coming round to your house in the middle on the night along with a few mates for 'a word' now, do you?
I got a drivers licence so I can get anywhere you know.
Except Wales. Who in their right mind would live in Wales?
Get your fingers out people. Hal's laughing at us right now & filming it all with his fake CCTV.
He's a bad man an' no mistake.
 
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Fiz cabalist
Joined: Nov 24, 2003 Posts: 61 From: London
| Posted: 23-04-2009 22:43  
I despise Hal. Ban him and his loathesome smirk.
 
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Armand explorer
Joined: Nov 20, 2006 Posts: 532 | Posted: 23-04-2009 22:45  
Joined: Nov 24, 2003
Posts: 5
From: Austin, TX, United States
Who is this Fiz person who only has 5 posts in the last 6 years? I think Blib is up to something sneaky here and his petition should be banned for falsifying signatures.
 
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Fiz cabalist
Joined: Nov 24, 2003 Posts: 61 From: London
| Posted: 23-04-2009 22:46  
I can't very well get a word in edgewise with you running your mouth all the time, now can I?
 
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blib explorer
Joined: Jan 01, 2007 Posts: 533 From: N.London (just)
| Posted: 23-04-2009 23:29  
Hal, please leave this thread, you're scaring away potential signatories.
Fiz, finally someone with the courage to stand up to the bully that is Hal.
Sign up! Sign up now!!! Go on, you know you want to!
 
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ilisity cabalist
Joined: Mar 13, 2008 Posts: 46 | Posted: 23-04-2009 23:35  
I really hate hal aswell , look at my last post . His revenge plans on his ex are sickening !
 
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Magician cleric
Joined: Mar 27, 2005 Posts: 160 | Posted: 24-04-2009 07:20  
Have you not worked it out yet, Blib and Fiz are the same peron!!!
[ This Message was edited by: Magician on 24-04-2009 07:22 ]
 
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royston ranger
Joined: Jul 14, 2007 Posts: 1217 From: Felixstowe, Suffolk.
| Posted: 24-04-2009 08:57  
'I come not to bury Hal
But to praise him
For Hal is an honourable person....'
Poor Hal has been seen standing dangerously close to the edge of the Grand Union Canal.
Blib you are a bad, bad, protector.
 
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blib explorer
Joined: Jan 01, 2007 Posts: 533 From: N.London (just)
| Posted: 24-04-2009 17:23  
Quote:
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On 24-04-2009 07:20, Magician wrote:
Have you not worked it out yet, Blib and Fiz are the same peron!!!
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Yes, it's true.
I am Eva Peron, the deceased wife of President Juan Peron of Argentina.
And so is Fiz.
BAN HAL!! (And give us back the Malvinas!!!!)
[ This Message was edited by: blib on 24-04-2009 17:24 ]
 
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Crowley pioneer
Joined: Apr 14, 2003 Posts: 421 From: Birmingham
| Posted: 28-04-2009 21:12  
Hal touched me in a private place, he should be banned.
Admittedly, I did ask him to, but I just wish he'd have put down the longsword first.
 
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blib explorer
Joined: Jan 01, 2007 Posts: 533 From: N.London (just)
| Posted: 05-09-2009 23:15  
Many thanks to those who rallied to the cause at today's Mudmeet.
I never thought that I'd live to see the day when players jostled to get to the head of the queue to sign the 'Ban Hal' petition.
I was wrong. Today was that day.
To have a Wiz and an Arch Wizard add their names to the roster was more than I could have possibly imagined.
The documant was served to Hal at about 7pm.
We can safely assume that we've seen the back of this rascal once and for all.
I'm overcome with emotion. I will sleep soundly this night.
_________________ Fleeing is for wimps !
 
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Magician cleric
Joined: Mar 27, 2005 Posts: 160 | Posted: 06-09-2009 09:27  
I would like to retract my signature please. I was forced to drink lots of beers and was in no fit state to make a sane decision. <Its all Roystons fault>
 
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blib explorer
Joined: Jan 01, 2007 Posts: 533 From: N.London (just)
| Posted: 06-09-2009 17:48  
Wimp.
_________________ Fleeing is for wimps !
 
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Armand explorer
Joined: Nov 20, 2006 Posts: 532 | Posted: 06-09-2009 22:06  
I have studied this document at great length and it is my opinion that it is invalid for the following reasons:
1. It refers to the "player" Armand and not the "persona". According to MUDspeke: "player: 1. noun The human being sitting at a terminal or PC playing MUD, as opposed to their representation in the game (ie. their persona)." Under this definition there is no such thing as a player named Armand.
2. The ban refers to MUD and not MUD2.
I conclude therefore that this attempt to have me banned has failed. I will be happy to discuss the matter further with you Blib, in the comfort of the tearoom.
[ This Message was edited by: Armand on 06-09-2009 22:07 ]
 
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Fiz cabalist
Joined: Nov 24, 2003 Posts: 61 From: London
| Posted: 06-09-2009 22:10  
I have the document, which means I have the last word. Hal has no copies and can't prove what it says or doesn't say. And I say? He's been banned!! HUZZAH!
 
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Armand explorer
Joined: Nov 20, 2006 Posts: 532 | Posted: 06-09-2009 22:11  
I know where you live!
 
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blib explorer
Joined: Jan 01, 2007 Posts: 533 From: N.London (just)
| Posted: 06-09-2009 22:31  
HUZZAH !!!!!
 
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